“President Trump, I’m offering to write your memoir. I even have a couple of working titles for the project: THIS SHIT IS HARD or REALITY IS A BITCH.”

“Trump calls for Muslim leaders to fight terrorists. Great. Will he now address American leaders about ending the terrorism of the police?”

“Trump will fuck with the Democrats and nominate for Supreme Court a covert right-leaning man or woman African American, Hispanic, Muslim, or, quite probably a bona fide centrist, President Obama’s pick- Merrick Brian Garland. Oh, who am I kidding? He’s not that smart.”

“If a man, woman, or child of color dies in this dizzying world of theirs, trust that OUR reincarnation wouldn’t come in the form of no goddamn tree. We would be buried as cannabis. A beautiful people with the perfect hue, doomed to be routinely smoked by those with seeming unfettered impunity, the…”

“The officer who shot and killed Philando Castile is found not guilty. Oh well, my people of African descent; might as well get our asses back on that hamster wheel as we routinely do. It is wholly apparent that what we’re forced to endure is an unremitting drizzle of unnecessary heartache as our lives, in the nation we call home, don’t matter.”

“Hatred taught. Detestation learned. A beautiful cherub, like kindling, set to burn.”

“In the jungles of Vietnam, we used to refer to what Mueller is doing as the Invasion of Cambodia. I’ll explain it to you someday.”

“To avoid jail time for the act of treason, President Donald John Trump, on advice from his myriad of counsel, will live out his days heretofore as a nutcase. Soon, the Presidents attorney’s will move forward with an insanity defense, also known as the mental disorder defense, which is a defense by excuse in a criminal case, arguing that the defendant is not responsible for his actions due to an episodic or persistent psychiatric disease at the time of the criminal act. Mark my words.”

“Stop killing my children. Have it all. My civil liberties. My basic human rights. It shouldn’t be this way, but it is. And though I will struggle to refrain from telling you how much of an ingenious coward you are- you win.”

“Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the President of Russia and the United States of America.”

“The determined attempt to discredit Robert Mueller, the FBI, and the Justice Department is an endeavor to protect the fervent sabre rattlers themselves. You see, all this commotion kicked into overdrive once the Special Counsel sought information from Deutsche Bank.”

“Melania Trump wanted two things: a sugar daddy and to be an American citizen. She got, instead, the worse version of the American dream.”

“Rudy Giuliani, you sexist mercurial asshat. Your friend Donald J. Trump’s wife and this nations reluctant First Lady, Melania, was an escort before entering into that sour marital accord with President blowhard. Naked photo’s of her are everywhere- Facebook, Twitter, et al. And now that she’s FLOTUS; we the people are to treat her with respect her own husband will not give her?”

“Trump’s defense is in his tweets. Insanity.”

“Happy belated 4th of July to the Americans July 2, 1776 was meant for. Not the American’s; some of whose ancestors fought for the British against a nation that DIDN’T then, COULDN’T after The Emancipation Proclamation, and still CAN’T seem to recognize our basic human rights.”

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